Hindi Exam SMS - Kuchh to hua hai

>> Friday, February 26, 2010

Exams ke char din pahle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya

Kuchh To Hua Hai Kuchh Ho Gaya Hai, 

Exam ke din paper dekha to yaad aaya, 

Sab Kuchh Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya hai

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Funny SMS - Ugly in Hindi - English

>> Monday, February 22, 2010

Once a baby monkey ask his mum....

"mum why r v so ugly?"

Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kyno ki jo yeh sms padh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hai " ( do not say like this because the person who is reading this SMS is more ugly than us" )

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Hindi SMS - Bruce Lee

>> Thursday, February 18, 2010

ब्रूसली की पसंद ना पसंद :

फेवरिट सब्जी : मु-ली
फेवरिट नास्ता : इड-ली
फेवरिट त्यौहार : दीवा-ली
फेवरिट एक्ट्रेस : सोना-ली
फेवरिट म्यूजिक : कव्वा-ली
फेवरिट मूवी : कु-ली
फेवरिट जानवर : बिल्ली
फेवरिट दिमाग : आपका ?
क्यों ? . . . क्यों की खा-ली !

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Hindi SMS Shayari - Bal

एक गंजे के सर पे
दो बल थे . . .
एक कला था
एक सफ़ेद था
एक लम्बा था ,
एक छोटा था . . .
एक लहराता था
दूसरा भी लहराता था
दोनों एक दुसरे से शादी करना चाहते थे
मगर कर नहीं सकते थे
क्यूँ ?
क्यूँ की ईस देश में
बालविवाह मना है   !

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Funny Marriage life SMS message - Man

>> Sunday, February 14, 2010

Life of all men is like this only

When unmarried - Spider man

During marriage - Super man

After marriage - Gentle man

And if wife is beautiful - Watch man !

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Funny Rajasthani SMS - Message

Tharo messagedo jab jab aave hai,

Mahro rom rom machal jave hai ,

Ang ang me gudgudi hove hai . . .

Ye thare message ko kusur ni hai !

- ye to salo mobile hi vibrate hove hai !

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Exam SMS message text - Student

How today's students think ?

Kabhi sochate hai

Aaj padhenge ....

Kabhi sochate hai kal padhenge ....

Jab exam aai sar pe to kahenge

Aabhi kya tambura padhenge ?

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Funny Exam Quotes in Hindi - Exam Warning SMS

College ki ladaki ek Fool hai,

Use chahana ek Bhool hai,

Jo uas me Mashagul hai,

Samajo ATKT ke chance Full hai !

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Funny Friendship Message - Kya jamana

Kya jamana hai !

Andhe ke haath me Durbin

Gunge haath me Mic

Takale ke haath me Shampoo

Pagal ke haath me Bomb

Aur aap ke haath me Mobile ! ...

Kya jamana aya hai !

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Funny Pyar SMS - Love ke liye

Love ke liye kuchh bhi karega

Ghanto mobile pe baat karega

To bill kaun, tera bap bharega ?!

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Funny Gujarati SMS - Kem Chho ?

Kem 6o ?

Maja Ma?

Tabiyat OK ?

Baaki Anand Ma ?

Angutho nathi dukhato ne ?

Aankh kan ok ?

Mind OK ?

To pa6i SMS karo ne ?

Msg karata hath dukhe 6 ?

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Funny SMS - Intelligent

>> Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Come on let us study !

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10
11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20

Very Good !

Very intelligent !

Tomorrow we will learn ABCD

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Hindi Funny SMS - Imran Hashmi

>> Friday, February 5, 2010

Imran hasmi ne apni Girlfriend ko,

Pahale "Ashik Banaya",

Phir "Chocolate" me "Zahar" dal kar,

"Murder" kar dala,

Aur kaha "Kaliyug" me "Aksar",

Aeisi hi "Jannat" milti hai !

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Funny SMS - About you

Ten things to know about you

1) You are a special person with wonderful heart
2) ....
3) ....
4) ....
5) ....
6) ....
7) ....
8) ....
9) ....
10) ....

Enough , remaining tomorrow ,

one joke per day !

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Gujarati SMS - Dukh no sathidar

>> Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tamara dukh na samay ma hamesha tamari sathe kon chale chhe ?

Tamara Dosto ? Na . . . .

Tamara Saga vala ? Na . . . .

Tamara Shubhechhako ? Na . . . .

Tamara Jivansathi ? Na . . . .

Tamari sathe hamesh chale chhe . . .

Tamara juta !

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Funny Motivational SMS message - Aage Badho

Manzil ki taraf badhate jao,

Jo dil kahe vo karte jao,

Pichhe valo se aage niklo,

Aage valo se aur bhi aage badho,

Josh se badho , Josh se badho,

Tabhi tum achhe rikshawale ban paoge !

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Funny SMS in Hindi - Murga

Hum ne ek Murga pakda

Tokari mein bandh kiya

Vo niche se nikal gaya !

Fir pakada fir bandh kiya,

Fir niche se nikal gaya !

Bahot gussa aaya,

Murge ko pakda , kata,

Pakaya , khaya .... magar

Fir niche se nikal gaya !

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